Shrawani Joshi

#1 Rule during arguments: If you’re losing, start correcting their grammar.

When you and your friend hate the same damn bitch

When I accidentally hit my pet.

First, I’m like:

And then, I run after him like:

When someone threatens to tell your crush that you like them

And they start walking towards your crush, and you’re like

That awkward moment when you tell your parents something funny and they take it too seriously

That awkward moment when you are staring at a picture waiting for it to move and then you realise it’s not a gif